faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

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one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

(via heyheystephen)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via pizza)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka, via pizza)

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via pizza)

shittymagicalters:

Shitty Golgari Longlegs, Return to Ravnica Common.

shittymagicalters:

Shitty Golgari Longlegs, Return to Ravnica Common.

(via honourcall)

connespringer:

people trust me with their children

(via pizza)

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: pianti, via pizza)

suisfarouche:

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

(Source: evelynwoe, via pizza)

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

(Source: omgxxxdoll, via princess-kenway)